Safari Subaru - I can smell all the 3am pabst blue ribbon that resulted in this from here

Kinja'd!!! "MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
08/21/2017 at 10:08 • Filed to: None

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I like that the seller had to state “This is a real post”

I need to relinquish ownership of what is affectionately deems the Safari Subaru. However the term car is loosely defined on this specimen of Fuji Industries. Its started off life as a FWD 1995 Subaru Impreza, while it does maintain the front wheel drive configuration its structural rigidity has been compromised and strengthening braces have half hazardly been installed and need some work. She does however START RIGHT UP, runs and drives while scraping her belly on the asphalt with a horrific roar. There is no warrantee and a waiver must be signed before purchase. With that being said this is a field beater of Herculean possibilities, the FWD states makes it much better for gift drifts then its AWD brother. Note that fingers may be mangles if attempted to drift due to chain link steering wheel.

None OEM Features

Convertible

Parts missing due to weight reduction

Mini Koi Pond in center console

Piston (hood ornament)

Short Shifter

OEM Exhaust manifold flipped around to dump right just below the front bumper

OEM

2.2 LITERS OF FURRY spin the front bald tires with a might roar from the front mount exhaust

Some of the missing pieces are located in the trunk, my be salvageable

This is a real post, I have a clean title and looking for someone to take over as care taker for this unstoppable subaru

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DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Wagonlife740 > MonkeePuzzle
08/21/2017 at 10:10

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Awww man that would be awesome for the junk parade in Rome Wisconsin!


Kinja'd!!! user314 > MonkeePuzzle
08/21/2017 at 10:13

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Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > MonkeePuzzle
08/21/2017 at 10:57

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I would absolutely go halves if I knew anyone with a decent amount of property.


Kinja'd!!! HPoz - I like Honda Fits and I cannot lie > MonkeePuzzle
08/21/2017 at 11:00

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Someone take this to LeMons


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > MonkeePuzzle
08/21/2017 at 11:21

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The owner, spotted walking away from the 2.2 LITERS OF FURRY(!!!)

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Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle
08/21/2017 at 15:19

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Yes, I would take that car if he paid me $300.